https://twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/status/1686670429967032321?t=cGNAYIkAWdlLRpseI-nQvw&s=19

https://twitter.com/Luiseach/status/1687127020029845504?t=5_zgTGxvTtn1yHLQBmPcGw&s=19

“After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.”

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https://twitter.com/CalltoActivism/status/1699593373575713072?s=20

https://twitter.com/JohnCleese/status/1700316044479656221?s=20

Crafty ! ? 

https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/1700929661918728664?s=20

I was wondering where this was going ... ! (golden oldie)

https://twitter.com/Sky_Lee_1/status/1700883537258270929?s=20

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"That boy ain't right."

At least he should have a supply of propane.

https://twitter.com/neilsmiles/status/1713824454529163680